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PostSubject: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon May 28, 2007 10:35 am

EMPLOYER TO APPLICANT: so bakit umalis sa previous job mo?

APPLICANT: kasi po nag-relocate ang kompanya pero di sinabi sakin kung saan..

lol! lol! lol!


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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon May 28, 2007 10:37 am

ang batang masipag...


pag laki..


KATULONG..


ang batang tamad...


pag laki...

BOSS!!!


lol! lol!lol!lol!lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon May 28, 2007 10:41 am

C gf tumawag ky bf at my halong lambing na sinabi:

Pwede kang pumunta sa bahay ngayon kasi walang tao..



Nagmamadaling pumunta si bf sa bahay ni gf. pagdating nya dun..



WALANG TAO..

:lol: 👅:lol: 👅:lol: 👅:lol: 👅
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon May 28, 2007 10:44 am

ALCOHOL SOLVES NO PROBLEMS. NEITHER DOES MILK. PERO BUTI PA ANG ALAK LIBRE KNG MINSAN..


EH ANG MILK??

MERON BANG NAGTREAT NGMILK?

AT NAGSABI..

"DUDE!! MILK TAYO!!"
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:50 am

ENRICH YOUR VOCABULARY



BEEHIVE- magpakatino ka
CATTLE- dun nakatira ang Hali at Leyna
CONTEMPLATE-kulang ang mga pinggan
PUNCTUATION-perang pang-enrol
DEPOSIT-ang gripo
DEVASTATION- sakayan ng bus
EFFORT- dun naglaland ang efflane
JULY- nagsinungaling ka ba?
PERSUADING-unang kasal
DEPRESS- ang nagkasal sa persuading
SHAMPOO- bago maglabing isha
TENACIOUS- sapatos na pantennis
STATUE- kaw ba yan?
TISSUE- ikaw nga

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:07 pm

ano ang sinabi ng ng snail nang sumakay siya sa shell ng turtle?

sabi:

"weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ang bilis!!"
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:08 pm

tanong: bakit hindi pede magsuot ng net sa ulo ang mga kalbo?

sagot: baka magmuka silang microphone..

haha.. korni..
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:02 pm

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:10 pm

inrits your bocabolary by manny pacquiao


tactics - tunog ng orasan
payt - laban para sa pinoy
taytol - pamagat ng laban
jengkeh - name ng jowa nya
no peer - sponsor nya
motor kid - pag ikot nya sa manila
check in - manok sa mcdo
corrupt - pagsara ng mata
mura less - nakalaban nya
wit - timbang
wawawe - noontime show
duet - gawin mo
l.a. - leto atsensya
quote - tawag nya kay freddie roach


aheheh. pacornyhan is contageous!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:04 am

oo nga.. nyahahaha.. aliw talga si manny.. hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:56 pm

pero improve na ung engles nia ah sa last interview nia happy
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:39 pm

ou nga .. gumagaling si pacman/.? :cheers:
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:31 am

Y do cows get pikon after being milked?

kahit cno naman e!
ikaw na ang gisingin ng 4AM
lamasin un dede mo ng 2Hrs tapos di ka
naman pala ise-sex....

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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:23 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:26 am

Titser:class!! what are the different colors of banana?

Pedro: Sir!!

Brown!!

titser: tarantado!! may brown ba na saging??

Pedro: tarando ka rin sir!
BANANACUE, bobo!

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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:06 am

hehehe..
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:11 am

happy
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:37 am

Juan bumps a foreigner.

Juan: Sorry!
Foreigner: Sorry too!
Juan:Sorry three!
Foreigner: Why are you sorry for?
Juan: Akala mo bobo ako ha! Sorry 5!
Foreigner: Are you sick?
Juan: bobo, anung sick?! baka six..

:):):)

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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:59 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:41 am

lol! wenkz. gg
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:23 am

@ akosichie

akosichie wrote:
Titser:class!! what are the different colors of banana?

Pedro: Sir!!

Brown!!

titser: tarantado!! may brown ba na saging??

Pedro: tarando ka rin sir!
BANANACUE, bobo!

:study:


wahahaha natawa ako sa jok3 mo na to ^^ lol! no1
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:40 pm

BALIW1: Kanina p my nkadapo sayong lamok.
Bkit di mu patayin?

BALIW2: Hinihintay ko syang mabusog tapos
saka ko sya hahabulin para magka-apendicitis.



Ang kurni.lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:14 am

kawEhn wrote:
BALIW1: Kanina p my nkadapo sayong lamok.
Bkit di mu patayin?

BALIW2: Hinihintay ko syang mabusog tapos
saka ko sya hahabulin para magka-apendicitis.



Ang kurni.lol!


cool

Funny!! dude
imma like it

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Nakakatawa dude
gusto ko xa
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PostSubject: Re: KORNI JOKES MUNA.. HEHEHE   Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:17 am

six321 wrote:
@ akosichie

akosichie wrote:
Titser:class!! what are the different colors of banana?

Pedro: Sir!!

Brown!!

titser: tarantado!! may brown ba na saging??

Pedro: tarando ka rin sir!
BANANACUE, bobo!

:study:


wahahaha natawa ako sa jok3 mo na to ^^ lol! no1


yun eh.. ehehhehe..
lol!
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